Meditation is a large part of Frisbeetarianism, and one must clear ones head for meditation. The Frisbeetarianist faith has established that the most religiously sound method for clearing ones mind is contemplation of questions that you cannot answer. To that end an entire book of the Diskamerius has been dedicated to nothing but stupid questions.
1 Is smurf-nut blue?
2 If Satan strokes his horns do they jizz?
3 If a Thunder-Cat masturbates does it purr?
4 Did Elvira invent the woder bra?
5 If a tree falls in the forest and lands on your head do you hear it?
6 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
7 Does Freddy Kruger really like David Letterman?
8 If Superman weakens around Kryptonite does that mean he's allergic to it?
9 How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans?
10 If it takes 5 men to wire a house, 10 men to roof it, how many men did it take to build the house?
11 If time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a bannana, what do horse flies like?
12 How can you have an East Pole?
13 If a man has a halucination when no one is around is it reality?
14 If David Banner is The Incredible Hulk, and Clark Kent is Superman, who is Kenny Bruckman?
15 If an island has water on four sides, a peninsula has water on three sides, an isthmus has water on two sides, and a beach has water on one side, how many sides does a planet have water on?
16 How much does Bugs Bunny weigh?
17 Why is darkness black?
18 Would you use a black-light to read in the dark?
19 How many life insurance policies cover spontaneous human combustion?
